Peter Dinklage’s High School Mullet Wins Everything

His high school yearbook hair deserves to sit on the Iron Throne.

It’s always fun to see what our favorite stars looked like before they were famous, thus the everlasting popularity of the game wherein someone unearths a celebrity’s high school yearbook photo for the enjoyment of the internet.

But I don’t know, you guys. I don’t think we can play that game anymore. I think Peter Dinklage just won that game, and then smashed the mold from whence it came. Because Peter Dinklage, a.k.a. Tyrion Lannister, a.k.a. the God of Tits and Wine, has also apparently been the reigning deity of the mullet universe since 1987.

This photo from Dinklage’s high school senior yearbook was uploaded to Reddit yesterday, and then everything was mullet, and nothing hurt. And let’s not pretend that this doesn’t change everything about the “Game of Thrones” endgame, either; this hairstyle was made to rule the Seven Kingdoms.