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Zooeyes Will Haunt Your Dreams: See 4 Guys With Zooey Deschanel’s Eyes

The screaming is coming from you.

I can’t decide if I love this or if I hate this, but one thing is for sure: the images on this Guys With Zooeyes tumblr will haunt me as long as I live.

In case it’s not immediately apparent from the title, this horrifying meme is made of one part innocence, two parts “New Girl.” It’s chilling in its simplicity: pop it-girl Zooey Deschanel‘s blue, blue peepers into some dude’s face.

For example, let’s take a look at our commander in chief, President Barack Obama himself, checking us out with those creepy peepers.

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Jon Hamm looks less handsome, more haunted when given an ocular switcharoo.

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Ron Burgundy looks…well…weirdly normal.

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Even Ron Swanson gets the Kewpie treatment.

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It’s still a relatively new tumblr, which means I’m dreading/anxiously awaiting each new installment as it comes. Who will be next? I think I finally get that Nietzsche thing about gazing into the abyss long enough. The abyss is gazing back into me.

Wassup, abyss. How blue your eyes are.