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Wombmates, Ep. 3: SNOOKBaby & JWOWWBaby Panic During Parental Foreplay

Roger and Jionni want to get it in with their fiancés, much to the chagrin of their unborn children.

While most pregnant women are over the moon to soon be welcoming a mini-me into the world, any one of them will tell you that constantly getting kicked in the ribs or peeing every time they sneeze is the pits. Jenni Farley has been pretty vocal about feeling crummy during her daughter-to-be’s incubation period, and her BFF, Nicole Polizzi, definitely didn’t enjoy waddling around Seaside Heights — in 90-degree weather, no less — during her third trimester with son Lorenzo. But both guidettes are incredibly excited to give birth (JWOWW’s due with her first in July, Snooki’s set to pop out her second — a girl — in the fall), and to celebrate, we created an animated web series of their baby bumps gossiping like old friends while waiting (impatiently) to be delivered. It was a labor of love (heh), we must say, and we hope you dig it as much as we do.

In our latest episode of “Wombmates,” the bumps begin to panic as their moms are wined and dined by baby-daddies Roger and Jionni. It’s clear that the guys are looking for some smush action from their fiances, and sex appears imminent. Suddenly, the womb ceases to be a safe place.

This is what the fetal position was made for, kiddos.

MORE WOMBMATES
Episode 1: Sonogram Selfies
Episode 2: Gym Buddies