That’s all well and good, J. Lo, but do you mind dropping us some GPS coordinates or something? Because despite the desert setting in the A.K.A. track’s clip, you’re clearly not far from the long-fabled Fountain of Flawlessness. Don’t try to thirst-shame me — just gimme a sip.
In the meantime, I’ll gladly settle for repeatedly watching the gorgeously shot, Anthony Mandler-directed video, which stars model David Gandy (responsible for some of Dolce & Gabbana’s junkier ads) and the “I Luh Ya Papi” singer — whose body has, like, actually never looked better. Don’t believe me? Here, let’s break down all the times when Ms. Lopez’s body was sicker than ever in “First Love.”
1.) When Jennifer Lopez commands her man to get on the floor of their distressed-chic outdoor shower.
2.) And then proceeds to get on the six-pack.
3.) When J. Lo makes sustainable wind energy look flawless as hell.
4.) Well hello, old friend.
5.) When Our Lady of Endless Relatability poses like some cross between Naomi and Cindy at a ’91 desert shoot. #SameGirl
6.) And then casually rises, back arched, from the dusty desert floor.
7.) And the aerial shot!
8.) And also when she whisked us away to a glittering, black and white fantasy scape.
9.) Literally, when will your fave’s side-boob.
Ready your “YAAASSSS!”, and watch Jennifer Lopez’s “First Love” video below.