In the realm of ice and fire, only the sharpest tools in the shed survive — or, at least last a little bit longer than their more noble counterparts (cough cough the Starks cough). All men must die, after all, valar morghulis to that!
With a neverending cavalcade of characters entering and exiting the Realm of “Game of Thrones,” our pop culture obsessed mind got to thinking: which of our favorite characters, celebrities, and the like would live in Westeros and Essos?
And then we thought better still: which of these characters would not only not-die, but thrive?
From imaginary cartoons to IRL humans, we’ve figured out a couple of folks we think would totally own the George R.R. Martin saga with their creativity, cunning wit, and general badassitude. And should you need to be warned, let it be known: this post contains minor spoilers, so don’t say we didn’t warn you, spoilerphobes.
Donna Meagle (Or Retta)
Adam from “Girls”
James Franco’s Interpretation of Hugh Hefner from “Lovelace”
The Cat in the Hat
Have any other picks? Let’s hear ’em in the comments.