Now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding party has touched down in Florence, Italy, we are so close to the greatest moment in the history of all things ever. Apologies to anyone graduating today, because thunder? Stolen.
Saturday night (May 24) — or rather, this afternoon what with the time difference and all — the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star and her croissant-demanding fiancé will reportedly tie the knot at the 16th-century Belvedere Fort. According to a spokesperson from the Florence mayor’s office, Kimye rented the historic venue for €300,000, which comes out to about $410,000. (Well, my wedding will never compete with that. BRB, living out the rest of my days at the bottom of an old, abandoned well.)
Anyway, while the “I Won” rapper and his soon-to-be wife are, understandably, keeping away from the cameras right now (THEY’RE A LITTLE BUSY, YOU GUYS), many of their guests have been documenting their Kimye wedding prep on Instagram.
Supermodel Chrissy Teigen’s on her way. Caption: “times”.
A mere 20 minutes prior, Kardashian family friend Jonathan Cheban said: “I need to WAKE UP!!!” Ummm, agreed, dude!
Jonathan should try to be more like Carla DiBello and Rachel Roy, who ’grammed this “off to see the bride” selfie HOURS before him.