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Why Is Ellen Page Having Recurring Dreams About Justin Bieber?

Dr. Freud would have a field day with this.

When Ellen Page lays her tiny head on her pillow at night, she enters a weird and wondrous world full of IKEA takeout food, Justin Bieber, and a wilderness of, ahem, overgrown crotch curlies.

This is what we learned from the “X-Men: Days of Future Past” actress during her Thursday night appearance on “Conan,” where she opened up to her host about her vivid and unusual dreams. There’s the bizarrely detailed one about eating IKEA meatballs in the home of fellow Canadian Justin Bieber, but what will really make you curious is the part where she talks about her nightmares, because all her anxiety dreams involve pubic hair, and there’s got to be a reason why.