Um, so I know that this is probably classic rock sacrilege or whatever, but I think that Demi Lovato might have just out-Gene Simmons'd the Kiss frontman himself. I mean, just look at the "I Really Don't Care" singer's tongue in this selfie -- perfect form!
The point! The triangulation of the musculature! The perfect peephole view down to the uvula -- a "view-vula," if you will.
Still, I think that Simmons has got her beat. Don't take it too hard, Demetria; he's literally had decades of practice.
If only Miley Cyrus had randomly been there, too. Can you imagine the Holy Tongue Trinity action they could have blessed us with? At the very least, she could have reffed this battle of the tongues.