Sunday night's Billboard Music Awards had it all: holographic superstars from beyond, World Cup anthems, gothic Zorro outfits, Miley doing the Beatles and, of course, 5SOS making their awards show debut.
It was, honestly, too much to even remember. So here's our cheat sheet:
Jennifer Lopez opened the show with this amazing booty bump
And then J.Lo closed the show by rocking out with her Icon out
Iggy Azalea and Charlie XCX were oh-so-fancy
Ariana Grande werrrked
Problem? What problem? None here
Iggy had one less problem, too
Kendall Jenner announced One… 5 Seconds of Summer
5SOS brought the Australian invasion
Florida Georgia Line represented ‘Merica hard
Shakira nearly gave the ABC censorship police a heart attack
This guy took the most epic selfie of the night
Katy Perry showed off her birthday suit
And serenaded this birthday girl with her bosom
Imagine Dragons continued rocking their way through award shows
We marveled at Michael Jackson moves that we haven’t seen in far too long
Lorde was all "Come at me, bro."
And then she shocked us all with her DANCE MOVES (WHAT!?)
Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert basically made all of country music explode
Jason Derulo was like "Yo, I do Crossfit"
Miley Cyrus and Wayne Coyne threw a glitter party that could rival a Kesha show
Seriously, we’re kind of worried for Kesha’s next tour. A glitter shortage is imminent.