Justin Bieber’s Mounting Dirtstache Is Getting Intense

Baby, baby, baby, oh... Baby, baby, baby NOOOooo what's that growing over your upper lip?

Ayo, Justin Bieber. Listen. We're all for the "confidence" that comes with unique facial hair, but we draw a hard and fast line at the dirtstache. If you're going to be a a shower, you better also be a grower, because ain't nobody got time for a mid-level dusty cruststache.

Hopefully the fancy free-stuff gift bags they gave away at the Vanity Fair Armani party you went to on Sat., May 17 in Cannes -- where your plus one was the caterpillar currently parked on your upper lip -- came with free fancy razors. If so, please get involved.

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