It's a well-known fact around these parts of Alabama that sharks, with their beady little eyes and insatiable appetite for human flesh, can be deadly if provoked... or whenever they f*cking feel like destroying you.
Fortunately Hangout Fest performers Bastille put aside their characteristic British reticence when confronted with one dual devils -- both a pernicious shark and deadly sea turtle -- and in an act of trepidation, boldly went good old American psycho on the highly dangerous beasts.
Feeling invigorated by their valiant act, I bravely documented the brutal battle between Woody and the evil marine life. But I should warn you: The photos below are intense and may be difficult to view.
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