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'Cinderella' Teaser Trailer Shoes Us Nothing

Because it's literally just a shoe. Get it?

Imagine this, live and in living color on the big screen: a poor girl, her mother dead, reduced to scrubbing the floors under the care of her cruel stepmother until a magical encounter changes her fate.

Yes, "Cinderella" will once again hit theaters with a live remake in 2015, though you wouldn't exactly know it from the teaser trailer Disney just released. Instead of any footage for the movie — which is still in post-production — it's just a minute-long, fancied-up clip of a terribly uncomfortable-looking shoe, complete with crystallized butterfly. Talk about a reboot, right?

Disney also released a poster for the flick today, featuring the same foot-chewing accessory. Check it out below.

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"Cinderella," starring Lily James, Hayley Atwell, Helena Bonham Carter and Cate Blanchett, is due in theaters March 13, 2015.