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The Black Keys Are Going On Tour Whether You Like It Or Not

Start saving your bucks now.

First, the Black Keys took us to church in the holler-if-you-hear-me video for "Fever."

And now, in the equally grainy announcement video for their mega-North American fall tour in support of the Turn Blue album, the boys set up a fake press conference to announce the dates for the outing that will feature support from Jake Bugg, Cage the Elephant and St. Vincent. The tour kicks off on September 5 in Columbus, Ohio, and is currently slated to run through a December 21 date in Kansas City.

The Keys are the musical guests on this weekend's "Saturday Night Live" and will kick off their 2014 dates with a headline appearance on May 16 at this year's Hangout Music Festival in Gulf Shores, Alabama.

The Turn Blue Tour dates:

9/5 - Columbus, OH @ Schottenstein Center

9/6 - Cleveland, OH @ Quicken Loans Arena

9/7 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena

9/9 - Milwaukee, WI @ BMO Harris Bradley Center

9/10 - Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center

9/12 - Detroit, MI @ Joe Louis Arena

9/13 - Pittsburgh, PA @ CONSOL Energy Center

9/14 - Rochester, NY @ Blue Cross Arena

9/16 - Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre

9/18 - Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre

9/20 - Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center

9/21 - Boston, MA @ TD Garden

9/24 - Brooklyn, NY @ Barclays Center

9/25 - Washington, DC @ Verizon Center

9/27 - Chicago, IL @ United Center

10/24 - Minneapolis, MN @ Target Center

10/25 - Winnipeg, MB @ MTS Centre

10/27 - Calgary, AB @ Scotiabank Saddledome

10/28 - Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place

10/30 - Vancouver, BC @ Pacific Coliseum

10/31 - Portland, OR @ Moda Center

11/1 - Seattle, WA @ KeyArena

11/9 - San Diego, CA @ Viejas Arena at Aztec Bowl

11/10 - Phoenix, AZ @ US Airways Center

11/12 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Maverik Center

11/13 - Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center

11/15 - Houston, TX @ Toyota Center

11/16 - Dallas,TX @ American Airlines Center

12/4 - Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Arena

12/5 - Raleigh, NC @ PNC Arena

12/6 - Richmond, VA @ Richmond Coliseum

12/8 - Nashville, TN @ Bridgestone Arena

12/9 - St. Louis, MO @ Scottrade Center

12/11 - Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena

12/12 - Charlotte, NC @ Time Warner Cable Arena

12/13 - Greenville, SC @ Bon Secours Wellness Arena

12/15 - Sunrise, FL @ BB&T Center

12/16 - Tampa, FL @ Tampa Bay Times Forum

12/17 - Orlando, FL @ Amway Center

12/19 - Austin, TX @ Frank Erwin Center

12/20 - Tulsa, OK @ BOK Center

12/21 - Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center