Katy Perry, You Need To See This Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Pizza

He thinks he's people!

Dear Katy Perry: You are probably not feeling as down as you were last week, when you posted that amazing video of hamsters munching on burritos to brighten your day (and ours!).

You have that Prismatic Tour and those questionable emojis and whatnot, so you're probably feeling pretty rad.

Still, sadness lurks in all of our hearts -- so, as a preemptive action, I give you this glory of glories: a video of a tiny hamster eating a tiny slice of pizza!

Aw, he eats 'za the same way we all do -- with unrestrained joy and boundness relish!

You're welcome, Katy. You're welcome.