SUNRISE, Florida — Look, I know that Lady Gaga’s artRave: The ARTPOP Ball Tour is all about the music (slash topless moments) and not the bling. But, I feel like LED-enabled beachwear for goddesses and Gaga’s take on the “YAAAS GAGA!” meme kinda get a pass, no?
In case you’re at all likeminded, I cataloged all of my favorite findings from the “G.U.Y.” singer’s merch table below for your perusal. There weren’t any bejeweled vials of batpig tears, but it’s OK. I’ll just go sit in the corner and grumble because IT’S NOT FAIR GROMBLE GROMBLE GROMBLE.
For $20, you can grab some brightly colored, blinking cyberlox. They’ve got a slight wave for that “Just at the beach” feel.
These angel-wing bunny ears are also $20, and the flashing pacifiers are $10. That’s market price, right?
Got $35? Pick up this light-up Aphrodite lady seashell bikini because #daylook.
How about a soothing poster of Gaga watching over your bed? $20.
Would you rather: Own this “YAAASS” shirt or this “SLAY” shirt? Either way, that’ll be $40. Though, you could just go topless…
Oh, and taking a DGAF selfie in front of some picketing homophobes? Priceless.