When it all kicks off in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, on Sunday, will we see anything from my list of artRave demands? Will there be body fluids flying because #performanceart? What about Volantis? Will Gaga's famed flying dress gain sentience, lock herself in a dressing room, and swear she won't come out until each individual in the audience tells her she looks great tonight? WHO CAN SAY.
Still, there are a couple of must-have items that all of us here at MTV feel would serve any concert-goer well the night of the show.
I mean, with "rave" in the tour's title, you definitely couldn't go wrong with some candy bracelets and pacifiers. (Bejeweled, even?) Plus no Gaga lewk would be complete without some gravity-defying platforms. Practically speaking, a rain poncho might be a good thing to pack if you're planning to be near the front of the stage. Remember Gaga's SXSW performance? Just sayin'.
But, if all else fails, just bring a Ziploc of loose glitter, and you'll be fine.