Flirting With 50 Cent: A Selfie Guide To Fif’s 15 Favorite Ladies

Fif has posed with a number of big-name dames, from Oprah to Rachael Ray.

By Phillip Mlynar
During his rise to mega-stardom, 50 Cent has clocked up many milestones: He’s been the universe’s one-time most dangerous rapper, blazed trails by shifting a now legendary 872,000 first week copies of his debut album, Get Rich Or Die Tryin’, made a gazillion bucks from a savvy Vitamin Water endorsement deal and, now, he’s successfully transitioned over into the world of film.

Fif’s biggest achievement though is surely the collection of selfies he’s amassed alongside famous femmes. Glancing through Fif’s impressive Instagram account is like rummaging through a complete collection of Pokemon cards — when it comes to posing with daytime talk show staples and legendary ladies of the silver screen, 50’s scored them all.

In tribute to the rap king of the celebrity selfie, here’s a round-up of 50’s 15 favorite ladies. (You can draw your own conclusions as to whether any romantic trysts ensued.)

1. Meryl Streep

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A classic power-move from the top of this year, 50 Cent spotted legendary Oscar collector Meryl Streep at a Knicks versus Lakers game. With the smooth and steely moves of a predatory panther, Fif moseyed on up to Meryl and pulled out his hand-holding flirt tactic courtside. Then he took things backstage where, as he put it, “Things got a little gangsta. Lol TURN UP, Turn Down for what!”

2. Rachael Ray

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There’s a kittenish first-date vibe to the series of snaps that emerged of 50 and modern family kitchen maestro Rachael Ray cozied up together after an appearance on her TV outlet.

“[Rachael] Ray is the best I had a ball on her show,” gushed a grinning Fif’, although it’s unclear if Curtis now spends his Sunday afternoons rockin’ out on bass with Rae Ray’s rock musician husband, John Cusimano, in the family garage.

3. Sheryl Crow

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When titans of the rap and pop/country worlds meet up, they always like to don their most formal of wares. Which is exactly what Fif did when he cavorted around with Sheryl Crow.

Beyond the smart surface sheen though, all might not be well in the Curtis and Sheryl relationship, as he captioned his pic with the back-handed compliment, “This woman Sheryl Crow is beautiful in person.” Possible cat sound?

4. Renee Graziano

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50 Cent might move in high-profile Hollywood circles these days, but he’s always willing to prove that his street ties are still fully operational — as when he selfied it up with “Mob Wives” player and La Cosa Nostra connect Renee Graziano. Having hashtagged the pic #MobCandy, what price Ms. Graziano appearing as a video vixen in 50’s next music flick?

5. Bette Midler

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Part of the charm of 50 Cent’s Instagramming talent comes from the way he seamlessly segues between disparate worlds. So after posing with the Mob Wives madame Renee Graziano, he proved he’s equally at home showing his stately and suited-up credentials with the respectable all-around entertainment vehicle Bette Midler. And if you were wondering, Bette is one of 50’s most favorite people in the whole wide world.

6. Oprah Winfrey

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