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Slow Jam 'Ducktales' Theme Song Sexily Rewrites History

Oo-oo, indeed.

It's that time again! Time to feel nostalgic while simultaneously kind of turned on by an otherwise innocent childhood memory. The memory in question? The "DuckTales" theme song.

When I was a kid, the only sort of need I gleaned from watching the exploits of wealthy flapper Scrooge McDuck was the need to swim in a giant vat of gold coins, as McDuck does on the reg. After listening to Postmodern Jukebox's slow jam cover of the theme song, however, my needs were a bit less clear.

Someone explain my feelings to me, please, because all I know right now is that life is, indeed, like a hurricane. A hurricane in my heart.

Corrupt your own childhood below.