Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been hilarious on Twitter lately?
The girl has always had a funny bone (evidenced clearly in the teaser she just put out for her "Birthday" video). But her hilarity has heightened, and I think it happened at Coachella earlier this month.
If I see a flower garland in your hair this weekend our friendship is over. #Coachella— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 12, 2014
Like honestly pls stop with ur 5D camera. We all have one #coachella— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 11, 2014
So much SASS! So much passive-aggression!
I totally get it. Those flower crowns are so 2011. Someone needed to say it.
Make it rain breakfast burritos— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 22, 2014
Ever since then, Katy's been saying everything I've been thinking, but have been too afraid to say out loud. Like that tweet about the breakfast burritos? Who wouldn't want them to pour from the sky?
However, I'm not really onboard with the puppy-breath perfume.
I want my next perfume to be puppy breath. 🐶😍🐶😍🐶— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 21, 2014
Here, she ruminates on Easter:
I love seeing all these drunk babies waddle around in pastels #Easter— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 20, 2014
Kinda gross, but also strangely picturesque.
It's the Tuesday after and I still have Coachella boogers. Loser! 😷— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 15, 2014
Again with the attitude. At least she debunked the mystery of the thin mints.
Thin mints don't make ya thin, ps. 😳— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 27, 2014
This last tweet shows that she was funny way before Coachella. #sarcasm
What a raging Friday night! Made a sandwich. Watched The Business of Being Born. Hung out with a cat. #imagrownwomanicandowhateveriwant— Katy Perry (@katyperry) February 1, 2014
Oh and can we talk about this tweet from Monday? It's so feisty it hurts. Now if only we knew who she was subtweeting...
Too busy for bullshit bb 💅— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 21, 2014