Listen up, lads. Conan O’Brien is revealing his hair-care routine in an exclusive, never-seen-before clip.
The skit was left out of the 2014 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday… and for good reason: It unleashes all the secrets behind the late-night star’s mahogany-carved locks.
But now, since MTV is your pal, we’re leaking the answers to all your burning hair questions with this video of Conan in his dressing room before the show. Here’s how to get a perfectly coiffed Conan mane.
Step 1: Tease The Hair With A Brush
Step 2: Pull Hair Over Cranium
Step 3: Apply A Thin Line Of Elmer’s Glue
Step 4: Pump Some Caulk To The Side
Step 5: Use Packaging Tape All Over Head
Step 6: Buff Your Orange Toupee
Step 7: Bake In Microwave
And you’re done!