There’s only a few more hours left until Conan O’Brien kicks off the 2014 MTV Movie Awards and there’s a roster of Hollywood’s finest joining in on the action. But before the actors come up to accept their Golden Popcorns, they’re going to need a proper introduction.
That’s where tonight’s presenters come in. We’ll see tons of celebrities like Amanda Seyfried, Ansel Elgort, Rosario Dawson, Self Rogen, Dave Franco, Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, Leslie Mann, Miles Teller, Jordana Brewster and Aaron Taylor-Johnson go onstage to honor their colleagues.
However, these people need introductions too. So that’s why I took it upon myself to do it for them. These are some A-listers you can look forward to at 9 p.m. ET on MTV:
Movie Awards accolades: She’s nominated for Best Female Performance this year. Wish her luck! Not that she needs it…
What she’ll be presenting: Best On-Screen Transformation, which may go to either Christian Bale, Elizabeth Banks, Jared Leto, Matthew McConaughey or Orlando Bloom.
Where you’ll see her next: Nothing official yet!
Movie Awards accolades: She’s new to the Movie Awards.
What she’ll be presenting: Woodley will join her “The Fault in our Stars” co-star to introduce twenty one pilot’s performance of “Car Radio.”
Where you’ll see her next: She’ll be in “The Fault in our Stars,” out June 2014.
Movie Awards accolades: This is Jared’s first time at the MTV Movie Awards, where he is nominated for Best On-Screen Duo with Matthew McConaughey and Best On-Screen Transformation in “Dallas Buyers Club.”
What he’ll be presenting: I’m sure he’ll find the most sultry, mysterious way to say “And the Best Villain is…”
Where you’ll see him next: Check him out on tour with his band Thirty Seconds to Mars.
Movie Awards accolades: She won Sexiest Performance in 2006 for “Sin City” and was also nominated the same year for Best On-Screen Team and Best Hero for “Fantastic Four.”
What she’ll be presenting: Ow ow! She’ll present Best Shirtless with Rosario Dawson and Adam Levine.
Where you’ll see her next: “Dear Eleanor” and “Stretch.”
Movie Awards accolades: The Maroon 5 hottie is new to the Movie Awards.
What he’ll be presenting: Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba will join him to present the Best Shirtless category.
Where you’ll see him next: Aren’t you watching “The Voice”? Duh.
Movie Awards accolades: Ellen has won twice and been nominated twice, most recently in 2011 for her Best Scared-As-S**t performance.
What she’ll be presenting: Get ready for an exclusive peek at “X-Men: Days of Future Past.” Ellen will be on-hand to show the clip.
Where you’ll see her next: Well, “X-Men: Days of Future Past,” where she plays Kitty Pryde.
Movie Awards accolades: This is Mila’s third time nominated for a Golden Popcorn. Let’s hope she was mean enough to win Best Villain for her work in “Oz the Great and Powerful.”
What she’ll be presenting: She’ll look over Channing Tatum’s work before Jonah Hill presents him with the Trailblazer Award.
Where you’ll see her next: She’ll join Robin Williams, “The Angriest Man in Brooklyn,” on May 23.
Movie Awards accolades: Jonah Hill has been nominated eight times, this year for Best Fight and Best On-Screen Duo with Leonardo DiCaprio.
What he’ll be presenting: He’ll present the Trailblazer Award to Channing Tatum.
Where you’ll see him next: “How to Train Your Dragon 2″ comes out June 2, and he can also be seen with the Trailblazer Tatum in “22 Jump Street” the Friday after that.
Movie Awards accolades: The Fox has been nominated twice — once for “Jennifer’s Body” and another time for “Transformers.”
What she’ll be presenting: She’ll be intro-ing Eminem and Rihanna for their performance of “The Monster.” Scary.
Where you’ll see her next: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Cowabunga!
Movie Awards accolades: Zac has won two Golden Popcorns in the past — Breakthrough Performance in “Hairspray” and Best Male Performance in “High School Musical 3.” He’s been nominated four other times, including this year for Best Shirtless Performance in “That Awkward Moment.”
What he’ll be presenting: Zacky Zac will present the award for Best Kiss with Seth Rogen and Dave Franco.
Where you’ll see him next: Come May 9, you’ll get to watch Efron play a frat boy in “Neighbors” with Seth Rogen.
Movie Awards accolades: None… yet!
What she’ll be presenting: She is joining her “The Other Woman” co-stars Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann to present the Best Male category.
Where you’ll see her next: Nicki will star in “The Other Woman” with Diaz, Upton and Mann. Geez, don’t you listen?
Movie Awards accolades: Welcome to the Movie Awards, Rita!
What she’ll be presenting: She’ll team up with Miles Teller to introduce Zedd and Ellie Goulding’s performance of “Divergent” soundtrack selections.
Where you’ll see her next: She has a part in the sexy movie adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” playing Christian Grey’s adopted sister Mia. Her second album is expected later this year.
Movie Awards accolades: Johnny has won four Movie Awards — Best Villain, Best Performance and Best Comedic Performance — for “Pirates of the Caribbean” and “Sweeny Todd,” and he was nominated two other times, even going back to his 1994 performance in “Benny & Joon.” “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” also won Movie of the Year in 2007.
What he’ll be presenting: He’ll be presenting Movie of the Year at the end of the ceremony. Who will it be? “12 Years A Slave,” “American Hustle,” “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug,” “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” or “The Wolf of Wall Street”?
Where you’ll see him next: “Transcendence,” out next Friday! Wink.