The Cast Of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Plays Would You Rather

Would you rather be known as Captain Poop or Doctor Farts?

It’s been proven to be mankind’s favorite way to pass the time: A rousing round of Would You Rather. The premise is simple: Take two undesirable outcomes and, with the understanding that “neither” is not an option, decide which you’d rather deal with. Of course, since everything is more fun when famous people are involved, playing Would You Rather with celebrities is the very best way to pass the time, should you happen to have any celebs on hand.

When the cast of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” — Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan — stopped in ahead of the 2014 MTV Movie Awards Takeover, we couldn’t resist throwing a few questions at them. In the process, we learned quite a bit about some of our favorite Hollywood heroes.

For example, when confronted with the question of whether it would be preferable to have the superhero pseudonym of Captain Poop or Doctor Farts, Jackson went for the latter (“Farts go away,” he reasoned), while Stan opted for Captain Poop. Why? So he could bust out his impression of Barkhad Abdi’s now-famous performance in “Captain Phillips”: “I’m the Captain Poop now.”

Check out the clip above to see more hilarity from the cast of “Cap,” including a philosophical contemplation from Evans of the limitations of having a metal arm, and which hero’s “everything” Johansson wants to have.

Be sure to tune in to the 2014 MTV Movie Awards April 13 at 9 p.m. ET on MTV.