Well, on Sunday (March 2), the eventual Best Supporting Oscar winner hit the red carpet with his mom as promised. Cute? Whatever. Revel in the moment while you can, because you're about to wake up to approximately 43 texts from your mom in a few hours expressing how "very disappointed" she is that you couldn't do the same.
Analysts also predict a 65 percent chance that said texts will all be signed "Love, Mom" despite the fact that cell phones have been able to tell you who is contacting you for over a decade now because #parents.
Not to ruin your night, but you might want to start brainstorming ways to win back your mother's love right now. And no, a custom-made I.O.U. coupon book filled with tear-out pages like "Five Free Hugs Redeemable At Any Time" will not work. Unless you're in second grade. In which case, GO TO BED. It is way past your bedtime.
Think we're joking around here? Pah, remember Jared Leto also won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his widely acclaimed role in "Dallas Buyers Club." Guess who he thanked in his acceptance speech? Spoiler alert: HIS MOM. BRB, ordering all the DVD box sets of Jane Austen mini-series adaptations on PBS that Amazon's got in stock.