Ever since Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced [article id="1722855"]they were separating[/article] earlier this week, [article id="1709810"]"Mr. 'Blurred Lines'"[/article] has spent every waking minute trying to win his back his wife ... or, at least the waking minutes that include [article id="1723176"]TMZ cameras[/article] and [article id="1723187"]paying audiences[/article].
Clearly, he's pulling out all the stops; but just in case his pleas to Patton aren't working, we in the MTV Newsroom are willing to help get the couple back: We've plumbed the depths of our cold, dead hearts and come up with a list of surefire ways Thicke can rekindle the flame. What can we say? We love love.
Grow His Hair Really Long, Become A Bike Messenger: Yes, this is basically the plot of the "When I Get You Alone" video. So what?
Get His Dad To Help: If Alan Thicke was able to successfully navigate the complexities of the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobics Championship, surely he can fix something as simple as a marriage.
Two Words: Sex Therapy: That album was underrated.
Balloons! Preferably ones that spell out a message of undying love. Or, y'know, "Robin Thicke Has A Big D--k."
Have Pharrell Work His Magic Seriously, that dude can do anything.
Just Blame Everything On Justin Timberlake: People spent a decade confusing the two anyway.
Avoid Miley Cyrus: Duh.