7 Ways Robin Thicke Can Win Back Paula Patton

Thicke and his wife may be separated, but we've got some ways he can get her back.

Ever since Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they were separating earlier this week, "Mr. 'Blurred Lines'" has spent every waking minute trying to win his back his wife ... or, at least the waking minutes that include TMZ cameras and paying audiences.

Clearly, he's pulling out all the stops; but just in case his pleas to Patton aren't working, we in the MTV Newsroom are willing to help get the couple back: We've plumbed the depths of our cold, dead hearts and come up with a list of surefire ways Thicke can rekindle the flame. What can we say? We love love.

Grow His Hair Really Long, Become A Bike Messenger: Yes, this is basically the plot of the "When I Get You Alone" video. So what?

Get His Dad To Help: If Alan Thicke was able to successfully navigate the complexities of the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobics Championship, surely he can fix something as simple as a marriage.

Two Words: Sex Therapy: That album was underrated.

Balloons! Preferably ones that spell out a message of undying love. Or, y'know, "Robin Thicke Has A Big D--k."

Have Pharrell Work His Magic Seriously, that dude can do anything.

Just Blame Everything On Justin Timberlake: People spent a decade confusing the two anyway.

Avoid Miley Cyrus: Duh.