Is there a name for the cinematic equivalent of foreplay? If there is, someone better let us know soon, because we need to know what to call this.
A year out from its February 14, 2015 release date, Universal teased fans of the titillating series by sharing the very first still from the “Fifty Shades of Grey.” And we’ve gotta say: Dakota Johnson looks pretty bangin’.
We’re talking about her hair, of course. Such fringe!
Not that we’ll ever admit to having read the steamy E.L. James books the movie is based on, but reliable sources, shall we say, tell us that the still depicts the first time that college student Ana (Johnson) comes to interview young, handsome, mysterious magnate Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). This is all pre-coitus contract, of course.
We have yet to see any footage or a trailer from the much-anticipated flick, but it’s safe to say this pic is a more welcome Valentine’s treat than any old chalky candy heart.
After all, we have a new bangs idol now. Step aside, Zooey Deschanel! Everything’s coming up Johnson.