If you were too busy actually watching Super Bowl XLVIII Sunday evening to keep up with Twitter, shame on you. What were you doing? As it turns out, the game, which is widely considered a blowout, was way less interesting than the online action.
Luckily for you, MTV News has you covered with the very best — and funniest — celebrity tweets of Sunday night. After checking out our list, you can glide confidently through your Monday morning, pretending like you were just as glued to your timeline as we were.
“Pitch Perfect” star Anna Kendrick, perhaps still stewing about how the Barden Bellas’ version of “Locked Out of Heaven” would have been a superior halftime show, shot this zinger:
Halftime pep talk didn't come through??
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 3, 2014
Fellow songstress Kelly Clarkson promptly picked up what Kendrick was putting down:
@AnnaKendrick47 the best motivational speaker in the world coupled with Harry Potter couldn't help them.
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) February 3, 2014
Ellen DeGeneres chose to focus on the positive:
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 3, 2014
President Barack Obama apparently isn’t allowed to pick favorites, so he threw a football instead:
Broncos or Seahawks? pic.twitter.com/kes2UBu34w
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 2, 2014
Ryan Seacrest has some thoughts about the Seahawks head coach:
I wish I loved something as much as Pete Carroll loves chewing gum
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) February 3, 2014
Tyra Banks seemed unclear on whether she was watching a modeling competition or a football game:
The SmizeHawks are kicking major ass.
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) February 3, 2014
Arianna Huffington, either sneaky hilarious or charmingly oblivious, left this gem on the internet for us to find:
So that's who Bruno Mars is. Impressive.
— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) February 3, 2014
Mindy Kaling just couldn’t suppress her maternal instincts:
Is it weird to say, I wish Bruno Mars was my son
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 3, 2014
2 Chainz was fully over it:
Mannnnnn I'm fina leave dis sht
— Tity Boi (2 Chainz) (@2chainz) February 3, 2014
Even Seattle native Macklemore was starting to feel a little bummed:
— Macklemore (@macklemore) February 3, 2014
“Scandal” star Josh Malina took a cue from pop culture:
At this point Seattle should let Rudy play. #SuperBowl.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 3, 2014
However, the tweets that won the night weren’t actually strictly about the SUper Bowl at all. Before he appeared to give up on the game completely, Aziz Ansari tweeted for hours about an alternate Super Bowl starring the fictional players of the TV show “Friday Night Lights”:
OVERHEARD: "Smash you listening to me or texting Drake about an after party?! Get your head in the game son!" – Coach Taylor #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014