Pharrell knows fashion ... just take a look at his Billionaire Boys Club clothing line for proof. So far be it from me to criticize his choice of Grammy-night apparel: a red track suit and a 20-gallon hat.
No, I'll leave that to whoever is unlucky enough to be sitting behind him tonight. Instead, I'm going to wonder out loud: Just what — or who — does he have hiding beneath that massive hat? Here are my best guesses.
A sandwich Just in case he gets hungry during the show. Bonus points if it's from Arby's.
An even smaller hat Like a Russian nesting doll.
An elephant Just like the Little Prince.
All the unsold copies of his In My Mind solo album Hey, it's a big hat.
A cease-and-desist letter from Smokey The Bear We thought that hat looked familiar.
National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences president Neil Portnow That guy is seriously everywhere during Grammy week.
A Minion from "Despicable Me" It's called integrated marketing, man.
Chad Hugo So that's where that dude has been hiding.