Kellan Lutz Has Your Junk Covered With His New Loincloth Line

In the latest After Hours, actor Kellan Lutz tells MTV News his secret for freeing your legs from pants tyranny.

Kellan Lutz is a sensitive guy, and he knows what you need, even if you don’t.

He knows that you need 100 percent less pants in your life. (Duh.)

Are you feeling it? Stand up, stretch a little. March in place for a second. Don’t you just feel hindered? Trapped? Held for life without parole in pants prison? Thought so.

Luckily for you, Lutz, who stars in the upcoming “The Legend of Hercules” and “Tarzan,” stopped by the MTV News studios to tell correspondent Josh Horowitz all about the brilliant solution that’s freeing people all around the world from pants tyranny.

Introducing: Lutz’s Loincloths, coming soon to a jungle supplier near you.

“If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably been wearing pants for years,” Lutz said. “And you’re sick of them.”

Amen, brother. And don’t even try to solve the problem with a healthy dose of shorts.

“Shorts are just small pants,” as Lutz says. Obviously. Just because your shins are free to breathe doesn’t mean your upper thighs should suffer.

As it turns out, Lutz isn’t just a talented actor, he also has quite the knack for innovative design. Using a brand-new formula (hint: it involves human hair), Lutz has manufactured his loincloths in a wide range of styles. Need a formal flap for your black-tie events? How about a sassy print or a trendy fashion that’ll land you on the coolest street-style blogs? Lutz has you covered — literally.

So the next time you need to cover your lower half, say sayonara to pants, with their cumbersome buttons and stifling leg coverings. It’s time to say hello to a healthy breeze with Lutz’s Loincloths.