Kanye West became hip-hop's top heel in 2013, releasing [article id="1719188"]Yeezus[/article], cutting an [article id="1718450"]increasingly unhinged[/article] series of promos and settling personal vendettas in arenas around the world. In fact, about the only thing he didn't do was lay someone out with a steel chair (though there's still time for that.)
Basically, he became a professional wrestler. Don't believe us? Check out this list of Awesome '90s Wrestlers ... the similarities are shocking.
1. The Genius: Because he is a genius of everything.
2. Rick "The Model" Martel: Because he's into fashion. And also because he'll definitely release a fragrance called "Arrogance" one day.
3. Psicosis: Because he wears elaborate masks.
4. "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase: Because he probably owns a million-dollar belt.
5. The Undertaker: Because he is a God. And quite possibly undead, too.
6. "Ravishing" Rick Rude: Because he's not afraid to show his junk (remember the [article id="1711007"]"Black Skinhead" video?)
7. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Because he wears a kilt.
9. Diamond Dallas Page: Because he is always throwing up the Roc.
10. Shawn Michaels: Because he turns on his friends[/article], occasionally throws them through a plate glass window.
11. Ric Flair: Because it would not surprise us to see him wearing a feather boa.
12. Mr. Perfect: Because this one was just too obvious.
13. "Macho Man" Randy Savage: Because he used to wear ridiculous sunglasses, and rolls with a female whose only discernable skill appears to be smiling.
14. Big Boss Man: Because he understands the dangers of being an officer of the law.
15. The Ultimate Warrior: Because his interviews make zero sense.