Kim Kardashian is already a Kottage Industry, so it makes sense — given the birth of daughter Nori , and fiancé Kanye West‘s fashion aspirations — that she’s contemplating launching a line of baby clothes with her sisters.
“I think a baby line is what’s next for us,” KK said. “We definitely would have a lot of experience with what we would need to make that line a success and we’re excited about it.”
Hey, we’re excited too! And not just because we love the Kardashians K-DASH fashion line, either (the “Q” in QVC does stand for “Quality,” after all). No, we’re also pumped because, when Kanye inevitably intervenes, this is basically going to be the most bazonkers baby line ever.
In fact, we got our hands on some early concepts for the Kardashian’s Baby Collection, and based on what we’ve seen, it’s shaping up to be one for the ages.
A Floral-Print Onesie: Because every parent wants their baby to look like their aunt’s couch, Kim has designed a pint-sized version of the infamous gown she wore to this year’s Met Ball. Like the original, it also inexplicably comes with gloves and two throw pillows.
Leather Crawling Pants: Hey, Kanye invented them, so why not crawl in comfort with these pants, made of the finest top-grain leather and available in black, white, or Yeezus?
$120 “Hip Hop Shirt.” Only, You Know, For Babies: At first glance, this Kanye-designed APC piece is just a white T-shirt. But look again: it also has ‘Ye’s name silkscreened inside the neckline, which totally justifies its $120 price tag. Better buy a couple, since we all know children can be kind of messy.
The “Orca” Dress: Kim had bloggers bellowing when she wore this black-and-white maternity dress earlier this year. But now, she gets the last laugh, with this kid-approved get up that proves Orcas are more than just heartless killing machines … they’re also adorable.
Kids’ “Crazy Confederate” Romper: It’s never too early to give your baby a crash-course in cultural appropriation, and with this outfit from Kanye collaborator Virgil Abloh, you can do just that! Heritage? Hate? When the stars and bars look this cute, who really cares?
Kanye’s Kilt: Show the world that your baby boy is beyond secure with this daring piece, which will also make him an automatic trending term on Twitter.
Kim’s Sexy Instagram Bathing Suit: Might not be link type=”content” id=”1715737″>age appropriate, but definitely makes diaper changing a breeze.
An Untucked Leather Shirt (with Hennessey bottle accessory): Relive Kanye’s infamous 2009 VMAs with this outfit, which captures him in all his cognac-soaked glory. Your baby will be interrupting acceptance speeches and grabbing hold of asses before you can even say “Imma let you finish.”
Ginormous Horus Teething Ring: Strengthen baby’s neck with this 14-karat gold tribute piece, which pays tribute to the Egyptian god Horus, Kanye’s own ego. Sure, it weighs 54 pounds, but no one ever said fashion was comfortable.