Miley Cyrus has more than 14 million loyal — crazy loyal — fans following her every move on Twitter. But when you’re someone as unabridged as Miley, you don’t want to be limited to 140 characters.
So when Miley announced on Monday night that “Imma make a Tumblr,” fans’ minds were overflowing with the sheer possibilities of what an unedited, uncondensed Miley could bring. @MrFoxNYC9th thought she should devote the entire thing to “epic mullets that you see around the world,” but we at MTV News think that’s just not crazy enough for a performer who licked a man onstage.
So what would a Miley Cyrus Tumblr consist of? We think we have an idea.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 2, 2013
Entire Posts Written In Soup
She spelled “twerk” use alphabet soup in her “We Can’t Stop” clip, and she later used it to rally her fans to vote for her at the Video Music Awards. So why not write up entire posts with the Campbells staple? She’s got time, right? (It’s not like she’s got a major MTV documentary coming up.)
‘Werkout’ Tips And Playlists
From her see-through iHeartRadio outfit to nude “Wrecking Ball” video, Miley has no shame showing off her killer bod. And that’s because she’s apparently got a bevy of pumped up “werkout” tracks that include, but are not limited to, French Montanta’s “Marble Floors,” OJ da Juiceman’s “9 in the Morning” and the Khia classic “My Neck, My Back.” Time to werk, Smilers.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 24, 2013
A Lot Of Animal Selfies
Anyone who’s taken a mere glance at Miley’s Twitter or stared into the stone-cold eyes of her “We Can’t Stop” husky knows that she’s got an army furry friends. Take for example, the photo of her “#twerkinwithadayummonkeyonmyback.” Or this baby kangaroo.
Britney Spears Quotes
Tumblr is the destination for eyeroll-inducing inspirational quotes. But rather than proverbs from Gandhi, we’d expect Miley’s page to be filled with quotes the “one person who gets her,” her pop idol Britney Spears.
Her Life Story In GIFs
She could use the written word to show fans what it’s really like to be Miley. But we like to think she’d rely on the unrelenting power of GIFs instead.
Like the time she got really close with a dumbell.
Or when she made out with a doll.
Seriously, the possibilities are endless.