Oscars 2013: Seth MacFarlane Opens With ‘We Saw Your Boobs’

Oscars host performs a risqué song and dance, despite warnings from William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk.

Captain James T. Kirk (also known as William Shatner) visited 2013 Oscars host Seth MacFarlane from the future on Sunday night (February 24) via the Enterprise’s communication system (also known as a big monitor dropped in from the Dolby Theatre’s ceiling) to warn him of his impending failure: Tomorrow’s headline will read “Seth MacFarlane: Worst Oscar Host Ever.”

What catastrophic event could transpire to merit such a headline? Rattling off a little, swingin’ song and dance ditty about the films in which highly respected actresses showed off a bit more than their finest acting chops. The ditty in question is “We Saw Your Boobs,” which MacFarlane then performed with a closing assist from the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles, and it went a little something like this:

We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs
In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs.

Meryl Streep, we saw your boobs in “Silkwood”
Naomi Watts’ in “Mulholland Drive”
Angelina Jolie, we saw your boobs in “Gia”
They made us feel excited and alive.

Anne Hathaway, we saw your boobs in “Brokeback Mountain”
Halle Berry, we saw them in “Monster’s Ball”
Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut”
Marisa Tomei in “The Wrestler,” but
We haven’t seen Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs at all.

We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs
In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs.

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Kristen Stewart, we saw your boobs in “On the Road”
And in “Monster” we saw Charlize Theron’s
Helen Hunt, we saw them in “The Sessions”
And Scarlett Johansson, we saw them on our phones.

Jessica Chastain, we saw your boobs in “Lawless”
Jodie Foster in “The Accused”
Hilary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry”
Penelope Cruz in “Vanilla Sky.”

And Kate Winslet in “Heavenly Creatures” and “Jude”
And “Hamlet” and “Titanic”
And “Iris” and “Little Children”
And “The Reader”
And whatever you’re shooting right now.

We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs.

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