New Year’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Resolution: Gym, Tanning… Church?

Celebrities reveal their New Year's goals ahead of 'MTV's Club NYE 2013' bash, live at 11 p.m. ET on Monday!

Guessing the New Year’s resolutions of some celebrities might not be that hard. “Jersey Shore” star Ronnie Magro told MTV News he wants to get in shape for 2013, but really, who doesn’t? (And Ronnie, we see your biceps — we think you’re all set.) But the “Jersey Shore” gang, along with some other A-listers, has some other interesting goals you might not initially think of.

“Every year I say that I’m going to be able to dunk a basketball by the end of the year, but I never do. I can’t dunk,” Andrew Dost of Fun. admitted. “I’m just going to try to stay alive this year.”

Another humble resolution came from “This is 40″ mastermind Judd Apatow, who ‘fessed up to a very quadragenarian wish.

“It’s always the same,” Apatow began, “it’s all about cholesterol. It’s not that sexy!”
And although Ronnie might be battling future cholesterol problems with his new workout schedule, he might also be adding a “C” onto his “GTL” motto.

“Probably start going to church more,” Ron Ron added, before castmate Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino gave his take on the New Year.

“I really don’t have any resolutions right now,” he said. “I just can’t wait until the ball drops because it’s been an unbelievable year for me.”

Other “Jersey Shore” stars Snooki and JWoww will be sure to ring in 2013 with a party as the duo co-hosts “MTV’s Club NYE 2013″ with performances from Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Sean Kingston, Rita Ora and Conor Maynard. Plus, the Knocks will be serving as the night’s house DJ. The show begins at 11 p.m. ET on MTV.

Do you share any New Year’s resolutions with these celebs? Let us know in the comments!

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