Snooki And JWoww Give Us Their New Year’s Eve Play-By-Play

'Jersey Shore' stars map out their plans to co-host 'MTV's Club NYE 2013' special.

Snooki celebrated Christmas for two whole months to make sure she wouldn’t miss out on any of the fun, but now it’s for New Year’s Eve! She’ll be co-hosting “MTV’s Club NYE 2013″ special from Times Square with her “Jersey Shore” bestie JWoww, and the ladies have some specific goals for the night.

JWoww, for one, is trying to find the right balance to make sure the festivities go down correctly on December 31. Well, sort of.

“[I'm] preparing for a sh–show, basically,” she told MTV News of her big plans for the night. I’m trying to find that happy medium of not drunk but drunk… so not too drunk. Not like Snooki wasted but before that. Before my eyes start crossing and I can still read the teleprompter.”

Snooki, on the other hand, isn’t concerned about surviving the night. She just wants to look good, she told us bluntly. “I’m still trying to get my body back form having a baby so I wanna make sure I have enough sparkle and enough bounce in my hair,” she said. “I just wanna make sure I look good cause I know hosting with Jenni’s gonna be so much fun. I’m not worried about that but I just wanna make sure I look the part.”

The “Jersey Shore” stars will be joined by co-host Jeff Dye at “MTV’s Club NYE 2013,” with performances from Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Sean Kingston, Rita Ora and Conor Maynard, plus the Knocks serving as the night’s house DJ. The show begins at 11p.m. ET on MTV.

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