Miley Cyrus’ Most LOL-Worthy ‘Two And A Half Men’ Lines

Cyrus hit up the CBS sitcom Thursday night in the first of two episodes on the show.

Miley Cyrus (complete with platinum-blond mohawk) finally made her “Two and a Half Men” debut Thursday night , and the “Hannah Montana” star’s long-awaited return to the small screen didn’t disappoint.

As chatty, sassy PYT Missi, the actress/singer fit in perfectly with the all-male crew on the hit CBS series. Missi blew into Malibu “like an AK-47″ and never looked back. The episode revolves around Cyrus’ character, the daughter of one of Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) old pals, on a visit to L.A. From the moment the scantily clad Missi walks into Walden’s beach house, both he and his roomie, Alan (Jon Cryer), find themselves lusting after her. But, despite her hotness, they quickly grow tired of her never-ending need to talk and talk and talk.

However, she does find romance, albeit briefly, with Alan’s son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), who has come home from the Army for a visit with his family. He falls for the fast-talking girl, only to discover she has true love back at home. But before he gets his heart broken, she slings some rather wacky lines and anecdotes. And, in honor of her appearance on the show (the first of two episodes), MTV News has rounded up some of her best barbs:

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