Not long after [article id="1658010"]Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson returned to the WWE[/article] last year — and shortly before the wrestler-turned-actor-turned-wrestler again unleashed the People's Elbow at WrestleMania XXVII, the man himself promised MTV News he'd inflict some serious damage on someone during the biggest night in wrestling.
"I'm going to take my fist and lay it across somebody's lips and take my boot — which is a size 14, so it's a big boot — and stick it straight up somebody's ass," [article id="1660973"]he bragged[/article].
The ass in question turned out, in fact, to be two asses: John Cena's and the Miz's. Both men felt the wrath of the Rock at WrestleMania. On April 1 at WrestleMania XXVIII, the Rock is set to do it all over again — except now he's got a very specific target in mind.
"Here's the thing about John Cena: He's such a good girl, really good woman," the Rock cracked to us while promoting his upcoming action flick, "G.I. Joe: Retaliation." "At the end of the day, he knocked on my door, I'm gonna answer it. I've got a size 15 boot, and it's gonna go right up his stink. Or his lady parts. Either one."
Let's not ask how his feet mysteriously grew in the past year. Instead, we shall dwell on the creativity of the Rock's smack talk (even as we give him a free pass on that less-than-tasteful undermining of Cena's manhood, because this is the WWE, after all; what else would you expect?).
"I can't wait," the Rock added. "There's not a worried bone in my body. My goal is to put on the biggest match of all time, and I'm going to do that."
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