During the premiere, we were introduced to the Situation's best friend, "The Unit," who managed to stir up some drama between Sitch, Snooki and her boyfriend, Jionni. We also witnessed the first (and certainly not the last) hookup of the season, between Pauly D and Snooki's friend Ryder.
Over the past few seasons, the cast of "Jersey Shore" have become sort of experts on the art of wooing the opposite sex, so when MTV News caught up with them recently, we had to ask them to lend us their valuable expertise on hooking up. Of course, they couldn't share all the tricks of the trade, but they did agree to tell us what not to do when.
"You should never text-message during hooking up," Pauly D said. "Put your phone away."
The Situation added, "You should never call another name. If her name is Sheila, don't call her Tawana."
The ladies of the house have some more sage advice for what you need to stay away from when putting the moves on someone new. "[Don't] throw it all out there," JWoww said. " 'I got kids, I was married, I was this, I'm bankrupt, I killed my mom' — you don't do that stuff."
According to Deena, one might want to keep their bodily functions to a minimum. "[Don't] fart or burp in their face," Deena said.
JWoww added, "[Don't] pick your nose. Don't do anything that's disgusting."