Tuesday night's "Glee" episode was titled "I Kissed a Girl," and while it didn't show any lady-smooching, it did feature oodles of songs written by women for women. In the process, Santana slowly learned to accept her sexuality, an unlikely troublemaker was caught stuffing the class president ballot boxes, Puck turned down sex with "crazy" Quinn, and Coach Beiste made her singing debut with Dolly Parton's "Jolene," inspired by Sue Sylvester stealin' her man.
Since "I Kissed a Girl" was all about the ladies, it felt right that the latest musical "Glee"-Cap was inspired by beloved lesbian duo Indigo Girls. Check out the video in the embedded player below and sing along with these lyrics.
She's tough as nails but doesn't want you to see
That she's into she's
Her singing friends accept her
And protect her
From pr---s who play rugby
Get your Lilith Fair on for Santana
She wants peaches, not bananas
It was tragic
Abuelita don't like sapphic
But whatevs, in the next scene Santana seemed A-OK ...
Kurt's scared he'll lose the election
So Rachel stuffs the ballots
Suspended for a week
Two fight for Puck's erection
Shelby wins, but then did Puck completely freaks
I'm confused with all these changes
Why are motives re-arranges?
It's like the writers re-boot every beat
A screenplay ctl+alt+del
The only constant is the amount of food Beiste eats
Thank the "Glee" gods for our Klaine, though
Yay to their duet, but credits GTFO
Now that Kurt's not class president
He still has yet to make a dent
On his college résumé, but maybe next year now
He'll have to stay
And live with Blaine
I won't complain
There goes my brain
Their "F****** Perfect" was f---ing perfect.
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