If your post-Hanukkah/pre-Christmas paunch has got you down, don’t worry. The Situation’s got something for that.
November saw the expansion of the already formidable empire of the bulging star of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” — which already included an advice book and a line of protein-infused vodka — with the release of a brand-new workout DVD that might be the perfect antidote for too much holiday indulgence and not enough GTL.
The DVD is appropriately titled “The Situation Workout,” and, as Sitch told MTV News, that’s about all you really need to know.
“I really think it’s just the name in itself. As soon as someone hears the name ’Situation,’ they’re gonna kind of know that it’s gonna be good,” he said. “It’s really the first workout DVD that’s entertaining. You’re gonna get some humor out of it, and it’s not only a workout, it’s entertaining to watch.”
And while you wait to develop that six-pack, you could always draw attention away from your midsection with another Situation product, “shoelery,” as in: jewelry for your shoes. According to the Situation, there’s a vast and untapped market out there for footwear bling, and with the assistance of a company called Luxury Laces, he’s hoping to tap that market.
“Nobody’s got that,” he said. “I’m in the process of trying to trademark that.”
Of course, in between workouts, you’ll also need to relax. Good thing the new season of “Jersey Shore” premieres on January 6 at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.