‘Jersey Shore’ Trailer Previews A Season’s Worth Of Craziness

Season two premieres on Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m.!

“We’re ready to come out and destroy this place!,” Snooki says in the brand-new trailer for the second season of “Jersey Shore,” which premieres on July 29. And from the looks of this footage, it seems these reality-show stars accomplished that goal in Miami.

There’s the Situation and his boys fist-pumping in a strobe-light-filled club. There’s Snooki and JWoww doing the robot in their private booth. There’s Ronnie in a hot tub filled with scantily clad ladies. Punches are thrown, curses are unleashed — and what the heck is Snooki doing wearing a floppy sombrero on her head?

Who knows? The “Jersey” crew may be spending part of their second season in the sweat-soaked beaches and clubs of Miami, but their shenanigans are the same never-know-what’s-gonna-happen-next stuff we came to love during the show’s first season. And the only way to keep up with what’s going on with everyone is to tune in for the second season premiere on Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

This trailer promises that you won’t want to miss what happens. Ronnie and Sammi have fallen into a tension-filled pseudo-relationship, with the muscle-bound dude calling Sammi his girlfriend one minute and making out with two girls the next. But as Pauly D says, “I love single Ronnie!”

The cast seems to have less love for Angelina, who dubbed herself the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island last season before bailing on the show. Now she’s back, and at least at the start, no one is pleased. “You’re the kryptonite to my f—ing tan,” declares Snooki.

What else? Well, there are hookups, there are fights, there are family bonds, there are the Situation’s abs. It’s sure to be a crazy season. But no one can sum it up better than Snickers herself …

“Pretty much every night it’s a party,” she declares. “You better buckle yourself in!”

Season two of “Jersey Shore” premieres Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Be there!