You've seen plenty of the abs, now you're going to hear the voice that goes with the six-pack. "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is preparing to drop his first single this week. The fist-pumping, floor-slapping dance track titled, of course, "The Situation," is a collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class and the Disco Fries, according to TMZ, which posted a brief clip of the tune on Monday (June 14).
Slated to hit iTunes this week, the tune has a basic techno backbeat and finds "the Sitch" Auto-Tune singing his way through lyrics about a debauched night out at the club over the kind of banging track he's probably used to hearing from his pal, Pauly D.
"We got a Situation here," fitness center assistant manager-turned-reality star says at the outset over air-raid blasts that sound like one of those annoying vuvuzela horns fans are constantly honking on at the World Cup.
"The motherf'in Situation/ What the hell are you lookin' at?/ Can a DJ get in like that/ Grab some ass, drink some 'yac/ All I do is (bleep) until I get my cash/ Where the ladies at?/ I ain't at a bar to get drunk alone/ I'm gonna take a hottie home." Sorrentino's vocals are tweaked until almost unrecognizable, but the sentiment in the lyrics seems to be in line with his full-throttle party lifestyle.
A spokesperson for Sorrentino could not be reached for comment at press time. The GTL evangelist also didn't appear to make any reference to the song on Sunday, when he made an appearance at L.A. Sunset tanning salon in Hoboken, New Jersey, where fans lined up hours early to meet him and get his autograph, according to the Jersey Journal.
Though it's unclear if the song is a one-off or perhaps Mike's attempt to break into the music biz, it would make him the second "Shore" housemate to dip their toe into the pool. Pauly D was recently nominated in the annual America's Best DJ competition, which pits him against 100 other top club spinners from across the globe.
Do you want to hear more of the Situation's music, or should he just stick to the GTL he's best at? Talk about it in the comments.
Season two of "Jersey Shore" premieres Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Be there!