Justin Bieber Takes Over ‘Funny or Die’ In Elaborate April Fools’ Prank

'Anything that's not Bieber dies!' teen star says in video message on 'Bieber or Die.'

After “Parks and Recreation” star Aziz Ansari’s alter ego Raaaaaaaandy swore blood vengeance on Justin Bieber in a Funny or Die video for “stealing” his song “Baby,” it seems that Bieber is having the last laugh. In an elaborate April Fools’ Day prank, Bieber has taken over Funny or Die, renaming it “Bieber or Die.”

A message on the Web site reads, “Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.”

Not only has Bieber “bought” the site to do whatever he pleases with it, he’s also made several videos for it. In one clip, called “Bieber Takes Over,” the teen star explains why he supposedly took over the site and the sorts of things he does now that he’s famous. “Anything that’s not Bieber dies!” he said. “I’m a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps. And I pay people to slap them.”

“I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I eat. I don’t care. I once ran into a club. They said, ‘Sir, you’re not old enough.’ So bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Now whose old enough, bitch? So remember, this is Bieber’s world. You’re just living in it. Bieber or die.”

Other videos posted on the site include “Justin Bieber Screensaver,” “Bieber After the Dentist,” “OMG Bieber vs. Chuck Norris vs. Bear,” “Bieber Bucket,” “Bieber Takes a Tumble,” “OMG Bieber vs. OMG Cat” and “Dramatic Bieber.”

What do you think of Justin Bieber’s “Funny or Die” takeover? What more should he have done? Let us know in the comments below!