Ke$ha Teaches Boys A Lesson (Or Four) In ‘Blah Blah Blah’ Video

She is joined by 3OH!3 in her sassy new clip.

While quite a few boys take a liking to [artist id="3213641"]Ke$ha[/artist], they aren’t always the kinds of guys she’d like to spend time with.

And as she makes her way to the bar in the new video for “Blah Blah Blah,” which premiered online Tuesday, she’s already being bothered by one of those unworthy dudes.

The video is a rulebook for the right and (mostly) wrong ways to approach the sassy pop star. Lesson #1: If Ke$ha is playing pool and you think that is the right time to flirt with her, she will duct-tape your mouth. Lesson #2: If Ke$ha is busy at the arcade and you think that might be a better time to start a conversation with her, she will eventually just push you and your advances away. Lesson #3: If you think playing acoustic guitar for the singer is the right move to impress her, you’re wrong again.

When Ke$ha isn’t teaching boys a lesson or three, she’s singing in a bowling alley, texting her pals about the lack of good men in the world and letting the boys of 3OH!3 put their two cents in about the do’s and don’ts of relationships.

Ke$ha, however, teaches the most important lesson of all (#4, for those keeping count) back at the bowling alley, when a man comes over to talk to her. She eventually loses her interest when his toupee falls off. The video’s bottom line: Ke$ha just doesn’t have time for fake guys or their fake hair.