Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Can't Agree On Baby Plans

'I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,' the male half of Speidi says.

Heidi Montag definitely has babies on the brain. However, it seems husband Spencer Pratt is not ready to be in the family way. And he seems serious about the whole no-babies-right-now rule.

"I think I'm ready," Heidi told MTV News. "I think I was born ready. I'm very maternal. I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn't know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him."

Heidi knows the consequences of surprising Spencer with a pregnancy — she may find herself in divorce court. "He said, 'That's the quickest way to divorce,' " she explained. "I said, 'No, sucker — you'll be locked in. What do you mean?' "

Spencer revealed that Heidi's wanted a baby for some time now. "Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons. She's really ready to start this family. She's not playing. And that's what I'm saying — you can't sneak a baby."

And it seems like Heidi wasn't joking about Spencer's divorce plans. He went on to say that if there's a new party added to this family anytime soon, he'll be out. "What happens if she does? I told her there's a divorce or adoption. If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce," he said. "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."