Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Can't Agree On Baby Plans

'I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,' the male half of Speidi says.

Heidi Montag definitely has babies on the brain. However, it seems husband [article id="1620542"]Spencer Pratt is not ready to be in the family way[/article]. And he seems serious about the whole no-babies-right-now rule.

"I think I'm ready," Heidi told MTV News. "I think I was born ready. I'm very maternal. I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn't know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him."

Heidi knows the consequences of surprising Spencer with a pregnancy — she may find herself in divorce court. "He said, 'That's the quickest way to divorce,' " she explained. "I said, 'No, sucker — you'll be locked in. What do you mean?' "

Spencer revealed that Heidi's wanted a baby for some time now. "Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons. She's really ready to start this family. She's not playing. And that's what I'm saying — you can't sneak a baby."

And it seems like Heidi wasn't joking about Spencer's divorce plans. He went on to say that if there's a new party added to this family anytime soon, he'll be out. "What happens if she does? I told her there's a divorce or adoption. If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce," he said. "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."