South Korea adds to the vast library of Asian monster movies with this week’s “Gwoemul,” a.k.a. “The Host,” about a mutant fish-monster wreaking havoc around Seoul’s Han River. Many scary things are lurking in the open waters: jellyfish, garbage, little kids’ pee and that weird guy on the boogie board who keeps staring at your girlfriend. But are they as menacing as anything on our list of the top 10 water-dwelling movie threats? Strap on your fins and take a dip with us.
10. The atomic octopus in “Bride of the Monster” (1956)
OK, so the guard octopus in Ed Wood’s opus about the evil Dr. Vornoff (Bela Lugosi, natch) and his plot to create atomic super-beings isn’t that impressive at first. Stock footage of an octopus doesn’t match the rubber creature that only moves when a victim is making its arms flail about (gloriously re-created in Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood”). But when the eight-arm creature is shot at the end, it explodes with the power of a nuclear detonation! Oh wait, that’s just more stock footage.
9. “The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms” (1953)
In this groundbreaking monster movie, an atomic test awakens a hibernating rhedosaurus (don’t look for it at the Museum of Natural History) that swims to New York and wreaks havoc at Coney Island. Stop-motion-animation legend Ray Harryhausen designed the sense-rattling effects, and the movie begat the whole atomic-monster genre (which exploded the following year with the star of our next selection).
8. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster, a.k.a. “Ebirah, Horror of the Deep”
Two giant creatures from the deep do battle in this otherwise unremarkable entrant in the quintessential Japanese monster series. Godzilla’s not tromping Tokyo in this one — he actually spends most of the film napping on a small island until he’s awakened by a bunch of meddling kids to do battle with the evil terrorist organization Red Bamboo and Ebirah, a giant, evil, um, shrimp! No, really. Mothra gets in on the action for a little bit, too.
7. Betty White’s pet in “Lake Placid” (1999)
David E. Kelley may be best known for such TV dramas as “L.A. Law,” “Boston Public” and “The Practice,” but he also penned this campy B-movie. Bridget Fonda plays a paleontologist who teams with game warden Bill Pullman to investigate a giant creature attacking people in a Maine lake. The beast turns out to be a monstrous crocodile that’s grown to 30 feet due to a diet of swimmers, bears and cows fed to her by a foulmouthed Betty White. No Oscar winner, but good campy fun.
6. “Humanoids From the Deep” (1980)
Schlockmeister Roger Corman produced this cautionary tale about the dangers of playing with your food. When a fishing cannery experiments with growth hormones, some experimental trout escape to the sea, where they’re eaten by other fish that mutate into huge, hideous, fanged monsters that really hate horny teens. A legion of the creatures invades a carnival, ripping the men to shreds and raping the women. Not a feminist fave, the film was remade in 1996 for Showtime with less gore and no sex — the point being?
5. The, uh, hextopus from “It Came From Beneath the Sea” (1955)
Ray Harryhausen returned to sea creatures with this 1955 entrant, in which an enormous mutated octopus attacks San Francisco. After destroying the Golden Gate Bridge, the beast slithers inland, where it wreaks more destruction before being blown to smithereens. Due to budgetary and production limitations, this octopus only has six legs. Still, it’s scarier than Ed Wood’s rubber nuke-topus.
4. “The She-Creature” (1956)
Dr. Carlo Lombardi, an evil hypnotist, mesmerizes his lovely assistant (the babelicious Marla English) and conjures her prehistoric ancestor from the sea, the hideous She-Creature. Dr. Lombardi’s reputation as a psychic grows when he begins to predict someone’s death and then have the creature kill that person. Great idea! Of course things end badly for the doctor and well for all mankind. The She-Creature was reimagined as a mermaid with a dark side in a 2001 cable movie, but the original is a far cooler beast from the depths (and perhaps the only movie monster to display breasts).
3. The giant squid in “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” (1954)
There have been numerous adaptations of Jules Verne’s classic 1870 novel, none more effective than the 1954 live-action Disney film. James Mason stars as Captain Nemo, the vengeful commander of the Nautilus, the world’s first submarine, a metal beast that sailors believe to be a sea monster. The true monster of the tale is a giant squid that Nemo does hand-to-tentacle battle with near the film’s climax, a spectacular sequence that netted the film an Oscar for best visual effects.
2. “Jaws” (1975)
Arguably the most feared creature on the planet, the shark has figured prominently in hundreds of films, from 1931′s “Tabu” to “Thunderball” (1965) to Wes Anderson’s Jaguar Shark in 2004′s “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou.” But no movie better captures the primal terror the shark evokes than Steven Spielberg’s classic “Jaws.” The movie has it all: superb casting, brilliant acting, a whip-smart screenplay and unrelenting tension peppered with moments of sheer terror, all set to John Williams’ perfect score. The suspense was inadvertently abetted by a reluctance to show too much of the malfunctioning mechanical shark, which ended up working to the film’s advantage. To date, “Jaws” remains Spielberg’s best film. Really.
1. “Creature From the Black Lagoon” (1954)
Few classic monster movies have aged as well as this late entrant in the Universal Horror series (originally released in 3-D). An archaeological expedition through the Amazon is stalked by a man-fish missing link who finds himself attracted (along with all the men in the film) to the lovely Julie Adams. The creature is one of cinema’s most beautiful monster designs, but it’s his humanity that makes the Gill-Man so compelling and tragic. Two not-bad sequels followed, and a remake is in the works. It could be good, but we doubt it will be better than the original.
Honorable mentions: the giant worms of “Deep Rising” (1998); the Godzilla-esque “Gorgo” (1961) and “Behemoth, the Sea Monster” (1959); Captain Ahab’s “Moby Dick” (numerous versions, most notably the 1956 film starring Gregory Peck); the killer oceanographer in a monster costume of “The Beach Girls and the Monster” (1965); the creepy but heroic “Swamp Thing” (1982); the genetically altered “Frankenfish” (2004); and the various aquatic beasties from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” films. Jeez, with all this monstrous evil going on in the oceans, maybe Aquaman’s not such a lame superhero after all!
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