Word has it that some Christian groups are up in arms (what else is new) about "Black Christmas," the new remake of the 1974 horror flick. In the movie, a group of sorority sisters move into a new house and begin getting threatening phone calls during Christmas break. Soon, the girls start disappearing, and it ain't 'cuz they're hiding, waiting for Santa.

We think it's rather silly to get upset about nothing more than the use of the word "Christmas" in the title of a slasher film. There are far more reprehensible Xmas movies that don't contain a single murdered sorority sister. Let's take the black bow off our package of the 10 worst Christmas movies ever made.

10. "Surviving Christmas" (2004)

Even the concept is depressing: Ben Affleck plays Drew Latham, a narcissistic, materialistic, lonely millionaire who pays the family currently living in his childhood home to let him spend the holidays with them. The Valcos turn out to be a dysfunctional, bickering lot who don't exactly make the holidays bright. Of course, by the end, all is merry and gay, but despite a stellar supporting cast including James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara and Christina Applegate, the film is as discomforting as when creepy Uncle Chester catches you under the mistletoe.

9. "Jack Frost" (1998)

We're on record as stating that we don't think children's entertainment needs to pull punches when it comes to difficult or disturbing material. And yet, there's something that just feels wrong about a Christmas movie in which a neglectful dad dies and gets reincarnated as a snowman in order to have one last chance to prove his love. Part of the film's problem is that it's far easier to accept star Michael Keaton as a kinda jerky musician who would rather be on the road instead of home with the wife and kid than it is as a sentimental Frosty who spouts "clever" one-liners like, "My balls are freezing!"

8. "Santa Claus: The Movie" (1985)

Having had some success with another flying guy in a red suit, the producers of "Superman: The Movie" turned to Saint Nick, hoping for a repeat lightning strike (even reusing the superfluous defining tag, so we wouldn't confuse it with "Santa Claus: The Hemorrhoid Cream"). Following the "Superman" formula, the script starts with the secret origin of Santa (a serviceable yet unspectacular David Huddleston), then moves into a modern adventure in which an errant elf named Patch (a grating Dudley Moore) teams up with an unscrupulous businessman (John Lithgow) to create a competing holiday, "Christmas II." Ponderously directed by Jeannot Szwarc (of, uh, "Supergirl"), the movie is amazingly devoid of any sense of wonder or joy, given the subject matter. The Rankin/Bass TV special "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" is a far more satisfying origin tale for Herr Kringle.

7. "I'll Be Home for Christmas" (1998)

In this execrable Disney flick, Jonathan Taylor Thomas plays Jake, a wise-alecky college student who has trouble getting from California to New York for the holidays -- he was gonna blow the whole thing off until his dad promised him a vintage Porsche. Stuck in a Santa suit without a ticket, Thomas endures countless sitcom-level obstacles on his journey home. It's kind of like "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" meets "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" but with none of the humor of the former, nor heart of the latter. And Thomas (perhaps taking lessons from his "Home Improvement" dad, Tim Allen, the star of many a crappy Christmas movie) is one of the least likeable, most obnoxious leading men, uh, lads in film history.

6. "Ernest Saves Christmas" (1988)

In the second (of nine!) films starring Jim Varney as the mugging, "knowwhutahmean"-spouting hillbilly, Ernest P. Worrell has to help Santa Claus find a replacement (a recurring notion in some of these films that we frankly find both improbable and troubling). "Ernest Saves Christmas" is about as warm and inspiring as any holiday movie starring a former commercial spokesman and shot almost entirely in Orlando, Florida, can be.

5. "Christmas With the Kranks" (2004)

Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis play Luther and Nora Krank, a couple who decide to skip Christmas when their daughter Blair (Julie Gonzalo) announces she's going to go on a Peace Corps mission instead of coming home. But when Blair changes her mind at the last minute, the traditionally traditional Kranks have to rush to make the holiday happen in a hurry. It's an OK premise, but the film is a ham-fisted, unfunny slapstick handled with the deftness and skill of a troupe of lobotomized orangutans. It's a schizophrenic mess that wants to mock the Styrofoam-snowman trappings of a middle-American suburban Christmas while celebrating them at the same time.

4. "Jingle All the Way" (1996)

You know how every December, the news has stories about parents beating each other up at the local Wal-Mart to get their hands on the last super-hot toy, be it a Cabbage Patch Doll or Tickle Me Elmo? That's the germ of the idea that begat the virus known as "Jingle All the Way." Arnold Schwarzenegger alternately mugs and emotes through this stinker as Howard Langston, a neglectful dad in a citywide race against an evil mailman named Myron (Sinbad!) to find the last available Turbo Man action figure on Christmas Eve. The film has all the believability of a Road Runner cartoon -- a mail bomb explodes, leaving a cop with nothing more than a dirty face -- but with worse acting and an ending that will make you wish for a giant falling anvil to crush Ah-nuld and his annoying kid (played by the boy who would be Darth Vader, Jake Lloyd).

3. "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" (1992)

New York, despite being mostly laid out in a simple grid system, can be a daunting place to navigate, especially during the hectic holidays. But for the ever-precocious Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin), it's a brightly lit playground in which he can handily outwit the staff at the Plaza hotel, befriend a homeless pigeon lady, impress the head of the biggest toy store in the world and again enact kooky cartoon violence upon that inept pair of burglars, the Sticky Bandits (no longer wet, as they were in the first, almost as painful film). The contrivance that allows Kevin's parents to again travel far without their youngest child is enough of a stretch, and we know it's not supposed to be a realistic film, but by the time Donald Trump makes his inevitable cameo, you wish he'd fire the entire cast and crew of this pile of pigeon droppings.

2. "Santa With Muscles" (1996)

We're shooting fruitcake in a barrel here, but this "comedy" starring Hulk Hogan just can't be ignored. The Hulkster (in a toupee worthy of William Shatner) plays Blake Thorne, a bodybuilding billionaire who gets conked on the head and wakes up thinking he's Santa Claus (see, he was wearing a Santa suit ... the reason is absurd and beside the point). In short order, the steroid Santa battles an evil real estate developer (Ed Begley Jr.) who wants to take over the local orphanage (home to a young Mila Kunis). As in every Santa Claus film, the ripe, jolly old guy beats the crap out of bad guys and ... oh, forget it. Yes, it's that putrid.

1. "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (2000)

You may wonder why films like the cult classic "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964) or the 1959 Mexican weirdie "Santa Claus" aren't on this list. Well, first of all, they were made on a budget comparable with the cost of filling up the tank of an H3 and second, they're actually a lot of fun! The same cannot be said of the big-budget, live-action version of "Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Ron Howard directs a hyperactive Jim Carrey as the scourge of Whoville in a film so overblown, so loud and crass, so utterly grating and charm-deficient, so lacking in rhyme (and reason) that you have to wonder if the filmmakers ever read Seuss' beloved 1957 book or saw Chuck Jones' classic 1966 cartoon version. Fans of this film argue that something had to be done to stretch the story to feature length, but by giving the Grinch a complicated back story to explain his two-sizes-too-small heart and adding a superfluous romance, the beautiful simplicity of the tale gets buried at the foot of Mount Crumpet. The extreme accompanying merchandising likewise felt like something anathema to what Seuss intended, completely going against the notion that Christmas, perhaps, doesn't come from a store.

Maybe the reason that generally acknowledged Christmas classics such as "It's a Wonderful Life," "A Christmas Story" and "Miracle on 34th Street" achieved said status is how brightly they shine in comparison with the crass unoriginality of most holiday fare (and note that there's nothing on this list from earlier than the 1980s). It's as if one of Hollywood's favorite holiday traditions is churning out crappy Christmas movies. Tim Allen, knock it off. Please!

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