In "Aquamarine," Sarah Paxton plays a mermaid who befriends two teenage girls and falls in love with an adorable lifeguard. Whether she gives up her tail for the hunk remains to be seen, however, as movie mermaids have proven to be a difficult breed.
"Mr. Peabody and the Mermaid" (1948) is about a middle-age man named Arthur (William Powell) who has lost his lust for life. But when he and his wife take a trip to the Caribbean, Peabody catches a mermaid while fishing. Peabody brings her home to Boston and while trying to hide her existence from the world, naturally falls in love with her. Life gets complicated, and it's into the Wayback Machine — oh, wait. Wrong Mr. Peabody.
That same year saw the British comedy "Miranda," in which a comely fish gal (Glynis Johns) kidnaps vacationing doctor Paul Martin (Griffith Jones) because there's a shortage of men beneath the sea. Martin convinces Miranda to release him, but she then makes him take her home to London with him so she can see the big city and interact with humans.
Hiding Miranda's tail under a blanket, Paul tells his wife that she's a "patient." Soon, the lovely Miranda has put Paul, his butler and an engaged artist pal under her spell and jealous sparks fly. All ends happily, but when we see Miranda with a half-fish baby in her arms before the credits, we realize that some key scenes must've been cut. Which begs the question, of course: How does a mermaid ... OK, forget it.
The film was successful enough to spawn a sequel, 1954's "Mad About Men," in which Miranda swaps places with a human school teacher.
"Mermaids of Tiburon" (1962) casts pin-up legend Diane Webber as the "Mermaid Queen," leader of a group of fish-tailed beauties who aids Dr. Sam Jamison (George Rowe) in a search for sunken treasure. The movie was slightly re-edited (adding some non-fishlike boobies) and re-released in 1965 as "The Aqua Sex." Webber would re-don the tail in an episode of the 1960s TV show "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" so the notoriously cheap producer Irwin Allen could re-use footage from "Tiburon."
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Much lighter in tone is "Beach Blanket Bingo" (1965), starring Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello (the proto-Duff, having graduated from the Mickey Mouse Club to feature films and records). In "Bingo," doofus surfer Bonehead (Jody McCrea), after wiping out in a surfing accident, is saved by a beautiful mermaid named Lorelei (Marta Kristen from "Lost in Space"). Lorelei (sporting Webber's tail from "Tiburon") sprouts legs and discovers the burgers-and-rock thrills of mid-1960s California. Sadly, she's gotta be back in the sea before midnight, when her legs revert to a fish tail. (Sure, that old excuse.)
"Local Hero" is a moving little film that features smart dialogue, colorful characters and a sense of place that's slightly (and appealingly) unreal. Mac (Peter Riegert) is an American oil company rep sent to buy a small seaside village in Scotland, slated to be the site of a new refinery. While most of the residents are happy to cash in and move on, there are a few holdouts: Ben, a scavenger who lives in a shack on the beach, and Marina (Jenny Seagrove), a marine biologist with webbed toes.
It's not long before the magical spell of the small town gets under the corporate suits of Mac, his Scottish co-worker, Danny, and Mac's boss, played by Burt Lancaster in one of his last and most thoroughly engaging roles. Given the theme of this Rewind, we've already spoiled the surprise that Marina turns out to be a mermaid, but the way in which it's revealed is another subtle, charming treat in this truly lovely film that should be next in your Netflix queue.
Lacking in subtlety but chock full of charm, "Splash" (1984) stars Tom Hanks as newly single fruit magnate/hydrophobe Allen Bauer who falls head over heels for a mysterious "foreign" woman named Madison (Daryl Hannah). When Allen discovers that Madison is a mermaid, it complicates things until his brother (the late, great John Candy) gives him a head-smackin' reminder of how rare true love is. Now they just have to rescue Madison from the evil scientists who've captured her and return her to the sea. But will Allen lose Madison yet again? Oh, you know what happens.
The most shocking thing about "Splash" — the movie that made a genuine film star of Tom Hanks — is that there was never a sequel.
But maybe the movies' most popular mermaid of them all is Ariel, from the 1989 animated Disney version of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale "The Little Mermaid." In the film, Ariel (voiced by Jodi Benson) longs to know what life is like on land, despite the protests of her father, King Triton. So she makes a deal with Ursula, the Sea Witch (Pat Carroll): In exchange for her beautiful voice, Ariel will get legs for three days. Naturally, being a Disney product, there's a handsome prince, some wacky animal sidekicks, a fistful of cheesy songs and a gloriously happy ending (happy especially for Disney, since this movie grossed more than $80 million and ushered in a new era of animation domination for the studio). But what we like most about "The Little Mermaid" is Buddy Hackett as the voice of Scuttle the Seagull. (We love Buddy.)
The sirens of the sea have also appeared in every "Peter Pan" adaptation, from the 1953 Disney version to 1991's "Hook" to 2003's live action adaptation; a comely mermaid meets an unhappy demise in "Shrek 2" (2004); one appears as part of the "Big Fish" stories in Tim Burton's 2004 film; frightening, mermaid-like creatures pop up in last year's "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"; and rumor has it that Laura Prepon ("That '70s Show") will appear as Clark Kent's old college girlfriend, the mermaid Lori Lemaris, in the sequel to "Superman Returns."
We're kidding about Lori Lemaris. But then again, you never know. With "Aquamarine" hitting the multiplexes and the Broadway version of "The Little Mermaid" in the works, we could be seeing those big fish tails everywhere. Mermaids always seem to represent the rediscovery of magic in a world that's turned gray. And these days, we sure do have a lot of gray.
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