SUPERSUCKERS Hey, it's Eddie Spaghetti from the Supersuckers. I hope you have clean underwear on.
Ursula Who is the song "The Captain" really about?
SUPERSUCKERS "The Captain" is about Captain Sensible from The Damned. He is a big fat jerk.
Ursula Oh, good. All I could think was The Captain and Tennile.
SUPERSUCKERS I would never diss The Captain and Tennile.
Moderator Who are your music influences, and why?
SUPERSUCKERS Motorhead, The Ramones, AC/DC, Willie Nelson, and Zeke. Because they are good.
Ursula Would you consider playing Virginia next time you come east?
SUPERSUCKERS I love Virginia! I love looking at my Virginia in the mirror!
Moderator What is your favorite song in the world?
SUPERSUCKERS My favorite song is probably "My Shirona," or "Daytona" by Zeke.
Penelope Hey, my mom has the hots for Willie Nelson. Do you think you could hook them up?
SUPERSUCKERS I am still trying to hook up my mom with Willie. Your mom is next.
ultra21 Will you do another Junkyard Dogs record?
SUPERSUCKERS We might do another Junk Yard Dogs. The guy is putting out a CD of the record with some extra songs this year.
Moderator Do you participate in the Free Tibet movement?
SUPERSUCKERS No, I participate in the Free Beer movement.
Penelope How do you feel about the internet? Have you had cybersex? Are you pro-Una Bomber or con?
SUPERSUCKERS I haven't "felt" about the internet thing, and cybersex seems like phone sex. I like the idea of bombing things, but I don't like the random nature of the Una Bomber.
BONGBOY Cool TV appearance, by the way.
SUPERSUCKERS Thank you. You are referring to the Tonight Show. Jay Leno was very nice. I promised myself I wouldn't smoke pot all day, then Willie comes up and asks if I want to blow one. What's a boy to do?
Penelope Since your name is taken from a porn film title can I assume you guys are pro-porn?
SUPERSUCKERS We are definitely pro porn. Keep it safe. Keep it on a page. Because when you don't put out, what's left but porn?
Moderator Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
SUPERSUCKERS The same place, hopefully. If I am lucky I will be doing the same thing I am doing now.
jr Do you make more money touring or in sales?
SUPERSUCKERS That's quite a question. Wouldn't you like to know?
Moderator Do you like hip-hop? Techno? Hardcore? Funk?
SUPERSUCKERS I like songs. I don't care what it is. If it's a good song, I will like it. If it's techno, it's probably not a good thing.
Moderator Do you have any hobbies?
SUPERSUCKERS My hobby turned into my job. I have been into the fish tank lately. It's a good stoner thing to do.
Penelope So Eddie, would you call yourself a tough guy or would you consider yourself more of a smart guy?
SUPERSUCKERS I am a weak, stupid man. GOOD BYE!