WARPED FAN: I'm a total jackass.
DANIELLE: I can tell.
WARPED FAN: Totally, totally.
SAMANTHA: Wow, why don't you call yourself, change your name to Jackass, then?
WARPED FAN: That's my name.
MATT (to Lilith fans walking past): Hey, did you guys hear Paula Cole? Did you hear Paula Cole? Did you like her? (One girl nods and keeps walking.)
DWAYNE: Buddy, yeah. They walked away. That's cool.
WARPED FAN: Wanna know what my new pick up line is?
SAMANTHA AND DANIELLE: "I'm a jackass"?
WARPED FAN: No, that's nothing. My new pick up line is, "Can I use your bathroom 'cause I got diarrhea?" And the one after that...
MATT (to another Lilith fan): Hi. Is this your first girlie concert? No?
SAMANTHA: Well, Jackass...
DANIELLE: It's been fun.
SAMANTHA: Enjoy the concert.
WARPED FAN: I will.
SAMANTHA: Don't break too many hearts!
DANIELLE (leaving WARPed): I didn't think
it was boring, I wasn't bored for one second.
SAMANTHA: That's true you know, what I mean? At some concerts you go to, you're bored.
MATT (leaving Lilith): Fiona Apple was cool, and The Cardigans were pretty nice -- at least one of their songs.
DWAYNE: They were cool. I like that song, what's it called? "Lovely, Lovely"?
DWAYNE: No wait, "Lovefool, Lovefool."
SAMANTHA: There was so much stuff to do.
DANIELLE: And you know what? Most of the people were so nice.
SAMANTHA: They really were. They were nice to us.
DWAYNE: Of course, it was a girl concert. It was for girls, it was a girl concert.
MATT (headed towards stairs): Buddy, I could not see a skate ramp.
DWAYNE: There's no vert ramp there.
SAMANTHA: Maybe these people aren't that bad. Maybe, hell, maybe I'll do a mohawk.
DANIELLE: That's stretching it, Sam.
SAMANTHA: You're right.
DANIELLE: Don't mess
with your hair.
SAMANTHA: You're right. My hair's pretty nice.
DANIELLE: That's low, that's low.
Yin and Yang, the world's oldest story, continues. Thanks to everyone involved, you guys were great.