Remember the Bizarro World, that mirror-opposite realm featured in Superman comics, a place where coal was money and tragedy made you giggle
uncontrollably? Where the ugly was beautiful and vice-versa? Cindy Crawford would have hid her bedimpled visage in shame there, lest the denizens of Bizarroland retch up
their lunch of rotten meat (a delicacy without parallel) upon seeing her.
I guess the point of this facile conceit was to reveal we of the Unbizarre in all of our greedy, grubby glory...